People say you have to find yourself, and that it's a hard thing to do. I thought: why not have an interview with my own self? Ask what I want to know, and what it answers? And that's exactly what I'm going to do.
You see, to know yourself you have to ask question, and sometimes those questions are hard to answer. With this, I can't deny the answer, or I'll be stuck in the middle of the interview. Let's give it a shot.
Q - How do you feel?
A - I feel rather good.
Q - Now, how do you really feel?
A - Well....sometimes I feel fine, others I feel awful. Right now? I'm quite fine.
Q - Why do you keep bringing back some stuff I thought was a