Technically speaking, Murdoc had to summon you again in mid July or so, so I decided to do the whole again just in case I needed to be prepared for it.
Some of you told me he cursed like a sailor and insulted you several times. "Well" I thought "maybe this time I'll get some interesting and colorful answers".
I did get a "colorful" answer, but not exactly on the way I expected. I expected insults, I got petnames.....
Here's the new thing:
Free Murdoc, 21:26 - Ahh finally! Contact. 2D and the others have been blanking me. So WHAM - you’re up, kid. Murdoc’s last resort.Try not to soil yourself, but you’re now one-to-one with the most famous inmate since Al Capone. How does it feel?
21:26 - Meh
Free Murdoc, 21:26 - Yeah... well I'd rather you were Madonna, but life's a bitch. Right, so as you’ve guessed, I’m in jail. Yes, I know, again. And normally, I wouldn't mind. Always happy to do a bit of bird. But this time it’s different…
21:26 - How come?
Free Murdoc, 21:26 - Well I'm getting to that, aren't I? I’m chuffing innocent! Clean as a nun’s browser history! I’ve been framed. For smuggling, of all things! Me? Smuggle? If I wanted something smuggled I’d wrap it in Clingfilm and shove it up 2D’s arse. You believe me, don’t you?
21:26 - Yes
Free Murdoc, 21:26 - Smashing. I’m relying on you to get me out of this uncivilised rat-hole. And pronto. Gorillaz need me. The world needs me.Plus I’ve come to the attention of a duo known as the Soap Sisters and I don’t like the way they’re looking at me… So, think you can help?
21:27 - Alright
Free Murdoc, 21:27 - Champion! I won't forget you for this! (I probably will.) Okay, so here’s the lowdown. A little while back I had a brief tête-à-tête with a dodgy bloke called El Mierda. Heard of 'im?
21:27 - No
Free Murdoc, 21:27 - Lucky for you. Met him at the Strobelite video shoot. We did some mezcals at the bar, next thing I know, I’ve been framed as the kingpin of some international smuggling ring! Mierda’s got to be behind this. And you're gonna help me get proof.
21:27 - Ok
Free Murdoc, 21:27 - Marvellous. So my thinking is, everyone's connected in the criminal world. Someone in here is bound to have some info on El Mierda. I've just got one teensy little problem.
21:27 - What is it?
Free Murdoc, 21:28 - Information comes at a price. And since Noodle's frozen my account, I need to pay with prison's other currency...
21:28 - Whici is? (<-- a little of a brainfart there)
Free Murdoc, 21:28 - Soz, I was watching some muscle porn on the other tab. I'm back now, nice and relaxed. Anyway, the other currency. It's respect. And the quickest way to earn respect is to pick a fight with the hardest bastard in the pen - Big Balls McGuinness That's where you come in, kid.
21:28 - Okay....
Free Murdoc, 21:28 - His cronies have him surrounded at all times. I gotta get him to come to me. A few choice insults should do. Here's the plan, my friend. Hack into the prison mainframe and send a goading message to Big Balls over the loudspeaker. Think you can handle that?
21:28 - No problem
Free Murdoc, 21:28 - Lovely jubbly. Type in "Prison PA System" to hack in and fire off that message.
21:29 - Prison PA System